Friday, December 29, 2006

current options

sleep
vomit

3 comments:

qbitty said...

i would love a jimi hendrix style exit... i'm talking to myself here, not making suggestions to you!

kodeureum said...

I think vomit, then sleep is the more effective order of operations.

Once at the tender age of fourteen I attended a party at a friend's house in Texas. His parents were away and we had somehow acquired a case of Miller and a bottle of Everclear. I managed to work my way through ten bottles of beer, often performing my new trick of drinking from two bottles simultaneously. I dove into the pool with my clothes on to clear up some broken glass on the bottom, and on climbing out sopping wet I decided that I wasn't yet drunk enough. I located the unopened bottle of Everclear and took a swig. Being 190 proof grain alcohol I was rather unprepared for the effect it would have. I fell down, threw up and passed out, but to this day I cannot remember in which order.

eric d said...

never underestimate the tiny virus

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