not a billion

no
first a coffee! :truly critico
then list should i write?
but half a million things
takes a long time to write
then
i would not have time to perform
the tasks upon the list
would i, thus making the writing of said list a complete waste of
*TELEPHONE* whoops said i would do that yes i have already wasted much time
and shit
why wasn't that other thing done
i hate delegating acts when the delegees don't perform...
i did say call, i did say
*shit*
okay time to go do my COFFEE was really hoping for a fun call but this call is important too yes i did make a promise, . call. coffee. list. kick ass, i don't WANT to, although i can. kick that is...ask might work better, beg, plead? no. too pathetic, quite common in the wurkwhirl, trying to squeeze an elephant thru the eye of a booking clerk...*shit* still no coffee, nobody there, i've left 3 messages already, how many more should i leave before it becomes absurd, although the stakes are high so one has to just forgo feeling personally idiotic and sqeak like that wheel, blahblah, oh platitudes now?try sad cliche, this is getting sorry *TELEPHONE*: upstart critico
dangerously close to the cup falling off the counter and
smashing
and just walking away
like those people who just show up in the park 5 days later with mussy hair and burrs, a glazed look talking about forest rangers and alienabductions...